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A Few Good LaughsIs sex better than drugs? It depends on the pusher. Unknown The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. Woody Allen Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck. Lewis Grizzard It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point. Will Durst Some are born to greatness, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust within them. Hal Lee Luyah Warning signs that your lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address. Matt Groening It is a gentleman's first duty to remember in the morning who it was he took to bed with him. Dorothy L. Sayers I would never go to bed with a man who had so little regard for my husband. From a novel by Dan Greenburg After making love I said to the girl, "Was it good for you, too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." Garry Shandling In sex as in banking there is a penalty for early withdrawal. Cynthia Nelms Sex after ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. George Burns
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