What The Hell's Wrong With Me?

Sometimes I want to remember what it's like to be loved. To be with someone who's with me for the sheer sake of it, not because he has to. To feel those hot lips and sweet tongue for the simple pleasure, not to get something. To be wrapped up in those arms and feel as if the cold wind of the world can't touch me. I want to remember what that unconditional, flawed, perfect, sweet love is. I want to remember. Remember it all. The excitement, the pleasure, the warmth, the strength, the purity, all of it. I've long since forgotten and I'm so cold, so dead inside. So tired. I wish I could remember...

   I just came off of Imdb and holy crap!!! there are a ton of people who fucking HATE Joe Rogan!!! I laughed like crazy cause all these guys were hella picking on this one girl who was desperately trying to defend him and it was just fucking brutal!! Poor, poor Wendy. Although it IS kind of funny how Imdb brings out the stupid little nuts who feel the need to put SOMEONE down, if only to brighten their own day. These same morons probably jump from board to board to spread their little herpes infected hate as much as they possibly can. All I can say is "Get a damn job you dirty little hippies!!"  I just thought it was funny because from what I've read on Rogan's own site those guys aren't exactly a big step away from the ones who seem to live on Rogan's site. It's kinda funny in a sad, gut wrenching kind of way. Although I don't give a shit. I think Rogan's juvenile bit of humor is hilarious. Just enough to be considered high school humor but not quite stupid enough to be considered junior high. I'd like to see him perform at a club but I don't live in L.A. Been through once or twice and I gotta say it took about a week's worth of showers to get the filth of that town off my skin. So I'm not in a hurry to get back any time soon. At any rate....
  

 

Guess where I'm going next summer:

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"Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?"
                    "I Need A Hero"
                       Bonnie Tyler

Okay, I lied. I do have something to post. For some extreme humor go to http://www.joerogan.net. Yes, the very same Joe Rogan who happens to host Fear Factor. He's also a stand up comedian and although I haven't seen any of his shows I did catch a few of his clips on his site and he's RAGIN' hilarious. If you enjoy that kind of humor. And I do. He posts on MySpace and if you go check it out scroll down to his post titled "Grizzly Man" and death by horsecock. It's so hilarious I almost fell out of my chair. He's a talented writer and his humor just gets you right between the ribs. So hit him up if you're bored. Or because he's cute. Whichever does it for you.

Okay, what to post? How about not much. There really isn't a whole lot to say at this point sooooo....Til next time.