What The Hell's Wrong With Me?

8 Signs He's A Man

1. Knows when a suit is required. Owns one. Wears it without complaint.
2. No condom? He doesn't mind waiting till tomorrow.
3. Your mother loves him.
4. He drives fast-but safe enough that you can let yourself fall asleep on the passenger side.
5. Is able to carry a child on his shoulders without bumping her head on a door frame.
6. Can tell if you fake your orgasm-and cares.
7. Handles breakups (and all other major conversations) in person.
8. Every so often you catch a glimpse of the little boy he used to be.

8 Signs He's Still A Boy

1. Believes that putting things away sucks all the joy out of life.
2. Names his dog after something alcoholic.
3. Your father hates him.
4. Still owns a giant foam #1 finger.
5. Any job that requires a suit? Total sellout, man.
6. Perennial plan B: Mom'll do it.
7. Can become aroused by a slight breeze.
8. Every so often you catch a glimpse of the man he'll become...someday.

Je ne mourrais pas pour l'amour. Non, la mort est facile. Il n'exige aucun talent et certainement aucune comptence. Il n'est pas assez pour dire que je mourrais pour l'amour. Si votre amour est grand puis on devrait tre dispos tuer pour lui au besoin. Le massacre exige de la force et de la dtermination d'assurer la survie de pas simplement vous-mme mais galement celle que vous aimez. Ainsi je ne dis pas que je mourrais pour l'amour ; Je dis que je serais dispos tuer pour lui pour le ce est la profondeur et la force de mon amour.

Alison McDaniel

   I would not die for love. No, death is easy. It requires no talent and certainly no skill. It is not enough to say that I would die for love. If your love is true then one should be willing to kill for that love if need be. Killing requires strength and determination to protect not only yourself but those you love. Thus, I do not say that I would die for love; I say that I would be willing to kill for that love, if need be, for that is the strength and depth of my love.

Alison McDaniel

Just a friendly reminder, it's  that time of year again.

* Spring.

* Please raise your BIG TOE  and repeat after me:

* As a member, I pledge to follow The Rules when I  wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:

1. I promise to always  wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor  will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet  will not pudge out between the straps.

2. I will go polish-free or vow to  keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch  up my big toe.

3. I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn  hard and yellow.

4. I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

5. I  won't wear pantyhose even if my  misinformed girlfriend/co-worker/mother/sister tells me the toe seam really  will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.

6. If a strap breaks, I  won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay  put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it -- no matter how much it  hurts.

7. I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my  good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.

8. I will resist the  urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my  feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for  my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing  in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall  and break my ankle.

9. I will take my toe ring off toward the end of  the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.

10. I  will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/co-worker when she asks me  if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that  her toes look like they've been dragged behind her car on the way to work and  no sandal in the world is going to make her feet look good.

11. I promise that if I wear flip flops that I will ensure they actually flip and flop,  making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.

12. I will promise to go to my local  beauty school at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are  about $20 and worth EVERY penny). I say spend another $20.00 and get  an even better one.

And finally . . .

13. I will promise to throw  away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear . . . nothing is  tackier than dirty white sandals.

TAURUS
-Aggressive.
-Flirtatious
-Freak in bed.
-Rare to find!
-Loves being in long relationships.=)
-Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
-Extremely outgoing.
-Outstanding kisser.
-Sexual as fuck.



-GEMINI
-Nice.
-Love is one of a kind.
-Great listeners
-Very Good in bed.
-Lover not a fighter, but will still punch your lights out.
-Trustworthy.
-Always horny.
-Loud.
-Talkative.



-SCORPIO
-EXTREMELY sexy.
-Energetic.
-Predicts future.
-Most erotic.
-FREAK in bed.
-The best kisser.
-Not one to mess with.
-Addictive
-Great listener
-CraZy personality
-Sweet
-Intelligent
-Down to earth
-Rare to find


-CANCER
-Great Kisser.
-Very high sex appeal.
-Great in bed
-Most horny.
-Love is one of a kind.
-Very romantic.
-Most caring person you will ever meet!


-PISCES
-Caring.
-Smart.
-Center of attention.
-Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
-Very high sex appeal.
-Has the last word.
-Extremely weird but in a good way.
-The ABSOLUTE BEST in bed


-LIBRA
-Very gentle.
-Very romantic.
-Nice.
-Love is one of a kind.
-Silly and fun, sweet!
-Have own unique sexiness.
-Most caring person you will ever meet!
-AmAzInG n BeD..!!!


-CAPRICORN
-Sassy.
-Intelligent.
-Impatient
-Sexyest.
-Predict future.
-Irrestible, awesome kisser.
-Great talker.
-Always gets what he or she wants.
-BY FAR the BEST in BED.


-AQUARIUS
-Trustworthy.
-Sexy.
-One of a kind.
-Loves being in long-term relationships.
-Extremely energetic.
-unpredictable.
-from the future.
-will exceed your expectations.
-Amazing in bed


-ARIES
-Outgoing.
-Spontanious.
-Not one to fuck with.
-Erotic.
-Funny.
-Take you on trips to the moon in bed.
-Crazy and wild
-Energetic
-Loves to flirt
-Great with kisses
-Always sex on the brain



-LEO
-Great talker.
-Sexy.
-Always Horny.
-Laid back.
-Knows how to have fun.
-Is really good at fucking.
-Great kisser.
-Center of attention.
-Outgoing.
-Down to earth.
-Addictive.
-Attractive.
-Loud.
-Loves being in long relationships.
-Talkative.
-Not one to mess with.
-Rare to find.
-Good when found.


-VIRGO
-Dominant in relationships.
-Sexy.
-Always horny(LIKE RIGHT NOW)
-Freak in bed.
-Always wants the last word.
-Caring.
-Smart.
-Addictive.
-Attractive.
-Loud.
-Loyal.


-SAGITTARIUS
-Spontaneous.
-Horny.
-Freak in Bed.
-High sex appeal.
-Rare to find.
-Great when found.
-Loves being in long relationships.
-Puts up with no shit.
-Loves being on top of the world

The GREAT FATHER above a SHEPHERD CHIEF is.
I am His and with Him I want not.
He throws out to me a rope and the name of the rope is love
and He draws me to where the grass is green and the water is not dangerous,
and I eat and lie down and am satisfied.
Sometimes my heart is very weak and falls down
but He lifts me up again draws me into a good road.
His name is WONDERFUL .
Sometimes, it may be very soon, it may be a long long time,
He will draw me into a valley.
It is dark there, but I'll be afraid not,
for it is between those mountains that the SHEPHERD CHIEF will meet me
and the hunger that I have in my heart all through life will be satisfied.
Sometimes he makes the love rope into a whip,
but afterwards He gives me a staff to lean upon.
He spreads a table before me with all kinds of foods.
He puts His hand upon my head and all the " tired " is gone.
My cup he fills till it runs over.
What I tell is true. I lie not.
These roads that are "away ahead" will stay with me
through this life and after;
and afterwards I will go to live in the Big Teepee
and sit down with the SHEPHERD CHIEF forever.

*As borrowed from Sapphyr.net*