June 25, 2006

Think For Yourself

"Never do anything against conscience, even if the state demands it."

Albert Einstein


Posted on 06/25/2006 8:31 PM Comments (0)

June 22, 2006

I Refuse To Be Obedient


"Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty.
The obedient must be slaves."
~ Henry David Thoreau ~


Posted on 06/22/2006 12:44 PM Comments (0)

June 20, 2006

True Sight

Don't believe what your eyes are telling you.
All they show is limitation.
Look with your understanding,
find out what you already know,
and you'll see the way to fly.

~ Richard Bach
(from 'Johnathan Livingstone Seagull')


Posted on 06/20/2006 12:38 PM Comments (1)

June 16, 2006

Be Careful

Be careful if you make a woman cry because God counts her tears. He created her from man's rib...

Not from his feet to be walked on

And not from his head to be superior

But from the side to be equal,

Under the arm to be protected

And next to the heart to be loved.


Posted on 06/16/2006 6:28 PM Comments (1)

June 15, 2006

Somehow I Don't Think They Preach This In Church

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all

get drunk and go to heaven!"

~ Brian O'Rourke ~

 WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


Posted on 06/15/2006 4:28 PM Comments (0)

June 14, 2006

Take A Moment To Think Of Others

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame.
  Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes

and dreams
 . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.

 Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.


Posted on 06/14/2006 5:57 PM Comments (1)

June 13, 2006

So Freakin' Cute!!!





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June 11, 2006

Be The Flame

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.


Buddha


Posted on 06/11/2006 3:53 PM Comments (2)

June 7, 2006

Soul Mates

  "Hardly anyone knows this tale-but never mind. They say that, in the beginning, when the powers above chose to let us appear as playthings in their world, we mortals looked quite different from our present shape. We were duplicate. Or, at least, doubled in most respects. Two heads. Four arms. Fours legs. A single torso, I think; but with two sets of genitals attached. Mostly these double humanoids had both male and female parts, but not all of them were like that: some were double man, some double woman. Those who wanted to reproduce did it automatically.
  
We were very happy that way. We went cart wheeling around, terribly pleased with ourselves. Too pleased for our own good. We thought there was nothing that we couldn't do. We thought we were simply divine. We planned to take heaven by storm.
   That was when the deities on Mount Olympus grew alarmed. They held a council, to discuss our turbulent behavior. Almighty Zeus gave the order-to have us sliced in half. Cut us down to size. For a while he was tempted to get rid of us altogether; but then who would be left to worship him and the other gods? So it was that each of us was weakened by a drastic split. We were stitched up and rearranged, of course. Apollo did the surgery, and he did it as neatly as he could. But forever after we have suffered from the wound-left like tallies of our former selves. So it's deep in our nature now to roam in search of the missing part-our other half-to be fused as once we were."  As told by Orpheus, lover of Eurydice

Songs On Bronze
Nigel Spivey


Posted on 06/07/2006 3:49 PM Comments (0)

June 5, 2006

SIXTEEN REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK.

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare Butt" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."


Posted on 06/05/2006 7:46 PM Comments (0)

How Well Do You Handle Stress?

An interesting little test follows.  Are the objects moving or still ?

 

 


 


    




One teacher  said, "I felt like they were all moving...but slowly.
Kind of  like, they were breathing."

The pictures attached are used  to test the level of stress a person can
handle.

The  slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling  
stress.

Alleged criminals that were tested see them  spinning around madly;
however, senior citizens and kids see  them standing still.

None of these images are animated -  they are perfectly still.        
  


               WHAT DID YOU SEE ???  
 


Posted on 06/05/2006 9:30 AM Comments (0)

June 3, 2006

I've Been Saying This For YEARS!


Posted on 06/03/2006 2:14 PM Comments (1)
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