September 28, 2006

I Just Joined A New Gaming Site

http://my.bigfishgames.com/mcdaniel37

If you'd like to see which games I, as a casual pc gamer, would recommend to those who enjoy non-stressful pc gaming just click on the link above or copy and paste into your browser. If you'd like to be added to my gaming Friend's list just send me your email and I'd be happy to add you.


Posted on 09/28/2006 8:11 PM Comments (0)

September 16, 2006

Kids Are Funny Without Even Trying

 
THE SEA by Kindergartners

This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)

If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent.
( Wayne age 7)

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)

A Dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 6)

My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
(William age 7)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 7)

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)

There are a lot of suckers in the ocean. The Mafia put them there.
(Russ age 5)

Posted on 09/16/2006 9:21 AM Comments (0)

September 8, 2006

Small Comfort

"Death is not bad. We die a little every day. Death walks beside us every moment of our life. Why should the last hour be so terrible, if most of the others were so pleasant?"

Sandra Paretti


Posted on 09/08/2006 7:12 PM Comments (0)
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