What The Hell's Wrong With Me?

I'm getting back to work on my book after taking a bit of a hiatus. I needed to slow down then I needed to stop completely so that I could recharge, so to speak. I've had some great ideas lately and I found some new ways to polish up what I've already done so far so I'm gonna get back to doing what I need to do. So I'm going to be offline for a short while so that I can get some of this stuff done before I lose the inspiration. Not to worry, I'll be back soon enough, try not to miss me too much. Thanks for the help, advice and encouragement you've given me so far-you people know who you are. Talk to you again real soon.

"Education is very important. School, however, is another matter." Author Unknown

"I like a man who grins when he fights." - Sir Winston Churchill

"Love & electricity are one in the same my dear, if you do not feel the jolt in your soul, every time a kiss is shared, a whisper is spoken, a touch is felt, then you're not really in love." - C. J. Franks

"Life's rough, get a fucking helmet." Denis Leary.

So quit bitching because it really could be worse. Nothing in life ever runs smoothly and as an adult you should know that by now. Stop thinking that your life should be roses; you can't take the good without the bad and there will always be bad stuff but you can ease your mind by telling yourself that for every shitty thing that comes your way there is something equally good out there waiting for its turn to come along and impress you. Balance. Find it and live it.

"Find a guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep."  Fuck that, I'm not sharing a bed with that psycho. Anyone who stays awake just to watch you sleep is up to no fucking good.

"When I die I wish to come back as one of her tears. What man would be so lucky as to have been conceived in her heart, born in her eyes, live on her cheeks, and die at her lips."

   I don't fucking like you. You're ugly. What you see in the mirror has no bearing whatsoever on what I see inside you. I have the ability to see past your face, through your eyes and into your heart and soul. What you think makes no difference on the truth I see. You're ugly. Rotted deep within your heart. Your blood is poisoned and has sickened your mind. You think you know better. You think that you're worthy and the truth is you are dishonorable. Every square inch of you. You believe you have the right to use people as you see fit because life is all about "the survival of the fittest" and you view others as weak. What you fail to understand is that you yourself are far weaker than most. You're right down there in the gutter with addicts of all breeds, a slave to your weakness. Pathetic, whiney creatures with no self worth or too much. You lie through your smile and your forked tongue spews forth softly beautiful words laced with poison. You hurt those who love you and for what? A game. A silly little high school game. You call yourself a man but you don't know what it is to be a man. You don't know what honor is and yet you claim to have it in spades. You're a disgrace. An ugly little disgrace and I don't fucking like you at all. You've hurt too many people for too long and for no single decent reason but your day is coming. I can see it coming and when it does you'll have no one to blame but yourself. Although that won't stop you from blaming everyone else around you. Poor, poor you. So innocent, so blameless, a sad little victim. Your pain and your troubles will please many people, myself included. I'll have a good laugh at your expense, you can bet on that. I'm not an entirely bad person, just better than you and I'm not above taking pleasure in someone else's well deserved misery. See the smile on my face? I can see the payback coming. It's coming for you only this kind won't wait til it's dark. It'll get you in the light. It wants to see your misery and it always gets what it wants. We're all waiting for your downfall and it's the least of what you deserve.

1. A 'blue moon' is the 2nd full moon in any calendar month.

2. Alfred Nobel, a Swede who invented dynamite, so regretted his warfare contribution that he decided to offer 5 prizes annually to those who confer the "greatest benefit on mankind."

3. Nobel prize nominees are never announced, and all records are sealed for 50 years.

4. Self nominations are automatically disqualified.

5. Somniphobia is the fear of sleep.

6. No American has died of old age since 1951. That was the year the government eliminated old age as a category on death certificates.

7. The older a father is the greater the chance his child will have autism.

8. Each day up to 4 billion meteoroids fall to Earth. Most of them are really miniscule in size.

9. If you find a Martian meteorite, it can sell for $500 a gram.

10. A Zeptosecond is one trillionth of one billionth of one second.

"You say a-LU-minum. We say alu-MIN-ium. You say cen-TRI-fugal. We say centri-FU-gal. You say bay-sil. We say bah-sil. You say 'erbs, we say herbs because there's a fuckin' h  in it."
Eddie Izzard

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