What The Hell's Wrong With Me?

A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter.

"Don't forget your Sisters," she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. "They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them.

"Remember that 'Sisters' means ALL the women... your girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other women relatives too.

"You'll need other women. Women always do."

'What a funny piece of…

Would've been nice to have been told about #4 before I started high school and #7 applies to just about every guy I know.

Ten Things I Learned From Freshman Year In High School

1. If you don't know what you're talking about, shut up.
2. It doesn't matter how close you were with people from last year, because they've all either changed or fallen off the face of the earth.
3. Don't talk shit. I've seen more shit-talkers get there ass kicked in freshman year than in the rest of my schooling combined.
4. NEVER call the prinicipal an asshole to his face.
5. No matter where you are guys, if you walk into an occupied womens bathroom, they WILL scream and you WILL get hairbrushes, lipsticks, mirrors, tampons, etc. thrown at you.
6. Ladies, if you're ever curious about how dirty the guys bathrooms are, don't go in. You're better off not knowing, trust…

To get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.-Mark Twain 

   I can't argue with the fact that it's a nice thought but for some it's a little more difficult to find that joy in the dark with no one to walk beside you. But in every darkness there's always that slight pinpoint of light off in the distance; be it the flame from a single candle burning bright within the heart of the one meant for you or the single star brightly defying the night sky. But there is that light to guide you along the pitted road of Trial & Error. Now that is something worth thinking about and holding onto.